No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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