She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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