Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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