So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We left the knife in your bed.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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