That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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