Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Alive.
So much puke
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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