Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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