I wannas sexs uuuuu
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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