Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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