nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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