The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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