I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
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