did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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