windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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