just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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