So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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