And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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