I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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