apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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