so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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