There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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