your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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