STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize
