You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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