i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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