we're chasing vodka with high fives
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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