New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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