So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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