It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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