and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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