Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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