Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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