Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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