It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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