I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I have demons in me.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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