Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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