yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
