If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
BRING THE BAGELS
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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