brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Randomize
