dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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