I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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