hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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