so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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