Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
