So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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