hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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