it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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