So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
