the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My breasts were aching with rage.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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