i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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