I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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