just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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