i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
